Tag: Lester's Rants

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  • Party's Over Dudes

    "No more partying for me. Not like before anyway. Not for those reasons. Party god don't care bout this place. I seen people party all the time here. They still die like they NEVER party. Party god don't party for the people here. It's not the same. I …

  • New Hand!

    "200G. Beyond worth it.[[:druk-nergak | Druk Nergak]] is the best smith there ever was. It's going to take a little getting used to, but this is great! Better than a useless stump that's for damn sure. Got my can opener, antler grabbers, and best of all …

  • Crusher of Dragons

    "Today I used my new augmentation to SINGLE HANDEDLY kill a Brown Dragon with a single blow! My claws grabbed him so fucking hard his eyes popped out of his big stupid face! You are welcome. I will wear a necklace of his teeth to always remind me of this …

  • Gluttony

    It is getting bigger. *MUCH* bigger. No longer does he snuggle deeply in my warm pocket of wine soaked bread crumbs. Now he hardly fits at all. His head? emerges from the temporary nest I have made in my cloak. When I first smuggled him from The Drunken …

  • StoneHell Changes

    "So there are some pretty weird things happening. Rooms are moving around and evil shit is waking up everytwhere. More than normal. Oh and these Idiot[[Kobold | Kobolds]] led us into what used to be Kobold corner in Stonehell. Thing is, the whole place is …

  • The Massacre of Gorgon Pass

    From the stealth carpet above, I witness one of the greatest victories of my time. My duty is to remain undetected, and protect the Censer of Controlling Air Elemental which was currently irritating the fuck out of a small heard of [[Gorgon | Gorgons]]. I …

  • The Serpent's Venom

    After cleaning out the giants basement and puling all the nails out of the rafters, we headed back to [[Kopur | Kopur]] to offload our massive pile of treasure. I decided to pay my old friend [[:druk-nergak | Druk ]] a visit and have him do a little …

  • Lester's Basement: The Mummy Returns

    Upon further investigation of the tomb area, we discover that the mummy lord was not alone. Many tombs burst open at once, and a horde of 50 mummies lurch out at once. [[:radical-pizza | Rhad]] makes all the torches come to light as I use my booming …

  • Stone Heavan to Stone Hell

    After resting up at the Drowsy Whore, we head to [[House Korlay | House Korlay]] to see about opening an account. Sai and Rhad are allowed through the gates but Sasha and I are denied entrance. As Sasha begins to try and "talk" her way inside, I turn …

  • Exploring a Ghost's Hole

    After harvesting some Minotaur horns and delicious meat, we make our way down the south passage and come across a 5-way intersection. We continue into the south hallway and attempt to rest for the night. Rhad regurgitates his magic eye, and in a trance, …

  • Dungeon in B Miner

    ...So we are miners still. Walking down the passage and Bard Pedro finds a skull that is apparently haunted. This whole place is haunted. Pedro is talking to himself about some magic loogie hammer or something and we come across a partial cave in. This …