After destroying the stela that housed whatever spirit haunted the mine, the group returned to the Hexperiment to regroup. While there, Bard Pedro convinced Lt. Dab to slip one of his weapons into the Hexperiment Enchantment Queue (HEQ).

Resting and waiting for the enchanted weapon to return, the party met Cecila Heartbreaker, a dwarf sent out by her clan to scout potential mining sites. Cecilia was following rumors she had heard about an untapped mine somewhere in Stonehell, and after Lt. Dab introduced them, the party agreed to take her to the mine they had just left.

On the way, they investigated further into the multicolored, glowing room just south of the stairs leading down to the mine level from the hexperiment level. The portraits on the wall, portraying powerful Ancients who seemed to have grey skin, are fused to the walls of the hemispherical room, which is woven with complex magic. Just past that room they found a doorway which seemed to be protected with magic, but they were not able to learn more.

Leaving behind the portrait room, they descended to the mine level, where Cecilia immediately sniffed out the nearby pools of water in what had been the lair of Night Song, the black dragon. Soon after arriving in the mine, they located a promising vein of iron, at least a month’s work. Continuing to explore the mine, they followed a cart track back to the chamber where the party had fought a large group of undead recently (or hundreds of years ago).

At a four-way intersection, they heard movement off to their right and went to investigate. They followed the noise to another intersection, where six Vrilya were camouflaging themselves against the rock. A combat followed. The Vrilya were able to seal off the exits by causing the rock to grow over them, and simple phased in and out of the rock to get around the wall of thorns Cecilia summoned. Cecilia had drawn on power beyond her means to do this, and eventually passed out. It was a close fight, but once four of the Vrilya went down, the remaining two escaped into the surrounding stone.

Bard used a shatter spell to break open one of the tunnels while Sai stripped the Vrilya of their strange, tight-fitting clothes made of a durable, stretchy material. They once again returned to the Hexperiment to lick their wounds.

…So we are miners still. Walking down the passage and Bard Pedro finds a skull that is apparently haunted. This whole place is haunted. Pedro is talking to himself about some magic loogie hammer or something and we come across a partial cave in. This place is falling apart and now the lantern is flickering. Not sure what we will do if the light goes out. As if by command the lantern roars into a bright blue color and I find that I am laying on my back smoldering. Gas pocket. Should have known. We collect ourselves and push onward. Ahead we hear the sounds of working. Digging. Pickaxes and stones moving. Shadow team advances to scout ahead and we discover that it is a room full of undead metallic skeleton workers. We go back and get the clerics because… skeletons. Sasha the Psychedelic and Efthalia Megalos both cast some turn undead magic into the room and most of them freak out and run away. Efthalia hits the remaining one with a pickaxe and sparks fly off the metal plate in its skull. Bard Pedro begins playing a song as the skeleton reaches for her heart. Sasha opens her mouth and screams out a guitar riff that slams into the creature, shattering the bones and melting the metal. Looking around we see that there is a well in the center that they had been digging out. I find a rock and drop it down out of curiosity. Eventually, I hear the splash of water and then creepy whispers. Bard Pedro rolls his head back and starts talking to himself again. Sasha is raving on about the things she hears. Everyone is talking about this damned loogie hammer again and now they are looking for a twig? Whatever. I don’t care as long as we keep moving. So Efthalia is pointing the stick around looking for this ghost hammer and we finally choose a direction. We come across a naked body laying in the path. I’m not falling for this old trick so I run up to stab it just in case. Right as I get close it swipes out and grabs my leg. I knew it. I pull free and step back so it can’t bite me, and Efthalia shoots out a bright light over my head. The light flys down the passage and explodes into a sound of undead screaming and shuffling. As I raise my pickaxe Sai steps past me and casually stomps its head in. As we continue up the path we can hear a gross thumping sound. We discover that the sound is a naked female emaciated zombie repeatedly bashing her head on the stone wall. Bard Pedro shoots his finger gun at her and it snaps her head back. She continues to shuffle forward with her flap head hanging back screaming. Sai runs up and rapid punches her square in the chest thee times. She falls back onto a metal spike and she finally shuts the hell up. Sasha the Psychedelic
begins the ritual of resurrection and Efthalia Megalos begins to complain about it. As they argue, the zombie chick begins to twitch and reanimate. She pulls herself off the spike and her flap head finally falls off. She leans down to pick it up and then stands patiently awaiting commands. Efthalia is going on and on about proper burials and love and some other nonsense and no one is listening. We continue down the passage and I hang back with our new friend. We come across a room that our zombie can’t seem enter. Inside things seem quieter and almost safer somehow. There are lots of little nooks and shelves that contain little figures and trinkets. In the center is an altar that holds THE HAMMER. Efthalia gets the hammer and does some prayer or something and suddenly Bard Pedro’s gross ghost friend pops in. He is called Moss and he seems very pleased that we have the hammer. He asks us about that one Sterling dude and it seems like he has been dead for a long long time. He tells us that to return to our time we must destroy The Stella using the hammer. I try asking him about the Pathophage and while he recognized the term, had no useful information. We leave with the hammer and head deeper into the passage looking for this Stella. Moss leads us to the next chamber where we hear movement. Bard Pedro rushes in to face a hoard of guys loading up wagons. 4 Pitmen, 5 Orebones, 6 Skeletons, 2 Zombies, and one big bald white guy. Without hesitation, Bard Pedro cast Fairy Fire as he yells “Look Alive Bitches!” Sparkles encompass much of the hoard, and I can’t help but laugh, as they do now seem more alive. Our zombie friend stumbles into the center of the room holding a lantern in one hand, her head in the other, and gets torn to pieces almost instantly. Skeletons advance and claw at Efthalia’s chest. Other Skeletons begin to throw rocks at us. Sai lets his shovel go and punches the shit out of the closest skeleton. His fists are glowing as he looks for the next target. Sasha the Psychedelic begins dancing and lays down a sick techno beat that encompasses the doorway in party faith. Efthalia blesses her hammer and hauls it across Whitey’s ribs. His eyes glow fearlessly, and I hear him say, “I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUTH.” I run forward and, with both hands overhead, swing my pickaxe down with all my might. He catches it with one hand and pushes me away with it. Bard Pedro mumbles something in the background and some skeletons fell apart. I couldn’t make out what it was because Sasha’s guardian of faith was also tearing Whitey a new one. His scars are coming open and glowing purple. He seems to revel in this as he continues to advance. He looks at Efthalia’s holy symbol on her chest and laughs as he reaches for it. It begins to glow and the light repels him, pushing back against his hand. Sai runs in from behind with glowing fists and sweeps Whitey’s legs. He goes down and Sai just starts stomping the shit out of him while the guardian continues to rip the flesh. With a final scream and a blast of purple light, Whitey is vanquished. All the remaining creatures run away and I take his boots. We head north towards a tapping sound and hear a weird sound. Bard Pedro plays a song that silences all the other weird sounds besides the tapping and we continue. The passage opens up to another room with a large pit in the center. Down in the pit is a tri-spiral design along the floor with a large angular pillar made of black stone. The air seems to shimmer around it. I toss a rock into the pit. When nothing happens I decide to hop down and take a swing at this pillar. I strike it with my pickaxe, and with a loud boom, a crack runs down the side. One of the entrances collapse. Screams and heavy footsteps approach from the remaining exit. I climb the slanted pillar and stand ready. The warmth of the stone can be felt even through my new boots. Everyone jumps down into the pit and is having to shout over the noise. Bard Pedro reminds me of the Dragon I killed single-handedly and I feel stronger than ever. Sasha begins to cast magic circle and I begin tearing my clothes apart. I fashion a loin cloth disguise that mimics Whitey and stand proud like I own the place. Zombies pour out of the tunnel and pile into the magic circle. Sasha’s guardians are slicing them apart just as fast as they can approach. It is a torrent of gore as blood pools into the pit. Bodies are burying each other in bodies. The heavy steps finally approach, and a massive 4 armed purple beast enters. It looks me in the eyes and appears to flicker in and out of existence. The zombies suddenly become chaotic and start attacking each other. Flinging bodies out of the way he approaches. Moss phases in to try and tell us something but gets destroyed by the beast. Sasha begins to twirl as I stare into his eyes. With a scowl I shout, "I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUTH. " With one last roar and a very loud POP the beast becomes a mist and gets sucked into the pillar. The heat increases and the carvings begin to glow purple. The crack is glowing as well and time seems to distort. Outside of the magic circle, the zombies collapse and rapidly decay, ceilings collapse, and dust settles, as time catches up with us. We are back. My pickaxe is gone, as is my hand, and several teeth. I look down and notice that my Whitey boots are now mummified by 200 years. We break the pillar just in case and the glowing stops. We take fill our pockets with shards and I put my ring on and grab Sasha’s butt just because I can. Today was a good day. Time to go home.

After harvesting some Minotaur horns and delicious meat, we make our way down the south passage and come across a 5-way intersection.
We continue into the south hallway and attempt to rest for the night. Rhad regurgitates his magic eye, and in a trance, sends it to look ahead. Moments later he jolts awake with a snarl and looks around wildly as an elderly person does. He tells us about his eyes short journey.

“Ahead I see some old mining equipment. There is an elevator shaft here, and at the top, the cave opens up and there are dead kobolds laying all over the place. Back down the elevator shaft and continuing on, I see a 5-way intersection. To the west is a collapsed tunnel, and a smaller more recent tunnel covered with warnings in every language. They say* “GO BACK” “NONE RETURN” “DANGER” "WARNING"*. Shortly down this danger path, everything begins to distort and fade in and out. Pulsing. Twisting. A ghostly figure rounds the corner and looks right at me! It shrieks and the pulsing gets stronger. The twisting gets stronger. I lost my connection and awoke here."

We decide to take a nap. I take first watch. After 2 hours I start to hear a constant rubbing sound on the stone floor. Snake. Coming from the south. I wake everyone and skulk towards the sound. At the 5 way intersection, I pause against the wall and listen. I can tell by the sound that this is a very large snake. I can actually hear the tongue flicking through the air. Massive Snake! I take one of my minotaur backstraps and silently hurl it across the intersection. The meat thuds across the ceiling and lands in one of the adjacent hallways. With a whoosh the snake lunges down the hall towards the bait and the sound fades away. Sasha takes second watch. I wake up an hour later to a flash of light and Ephalia screaming and kicking on the floor with some kind of Ochre Jelly on her feet. Rhad has all kinds of things shoved in his nose and Sasha appears to have been just twirling around in the dark the whole time. Rhad sneezes out whatever was in his nose and throws a firebolt which burns and blackens the jelly-like burnt sugar. More jelly is shooting out of the wall cracks. Sasha trumpets a party bubble inside the jelly and it blows out just like that time at Darren’s house. Since you can’t really stab or slice jelly, I decided to improvise. I pulled out a few of my vials containing an unknown black fluid and hurl it at the flames. As I suspected the black stuff was highly flammable. The jelly is engulfed in flames and really seems to hate it. Ephalia slices through the jelly with her flame swords causing a bit more fire damage. Yet another jelly arm shoots out at Ephalia and Rhad launches another fire bolt. Sasha trumpets out another party that misses and causes the wall to vibrate with a bass drop. I throw another vial at the wall above the flames. The fire is now raging and the hallway is filling up with a black acrid smoke. Ephalia scoops up the last of that one with flame swords and flings it away. Rhad shoots a firebolt at the last one coming out of the wall and all of the remaining jelly stops moving. I dump out one of my clear jelly vials and take a sample of this new Ochre Jelly. When the two kinds touch each other there is some kind of chemical reaction. Further investigation will be required. We give up on our nap and head back to the hexperiment so we can get some piece and quiet. While we are there we speak to the new guy in charge of hexperiment operations. Rhad and Sasha talk to him about weapon enchantments while I consult Torch Sword and the dark texts. Rhad joins me and we discover notes written by someone who worked under The Stirling Potente. We come across an entry describing an unexpected variable which is referred to as a Pathophage.

“We should have anticipated this, given the amount of suffering and emotion generated by the StoneHell Experiment, but it was never taken into the calculations… We will begin devising a plan for dealing with this…”

Pathophage NXTHXS

After a long rest we head back into the depths to find this ghost. We head down the south passages and come to the area with the rotting smell. Ahead we hear deep voices. I skulk ahead and listen. Sounds like they are digging around for food. Torch sword does not detect giants and again complains about his name. I put him away. Likely ogres or something. We can hear them talking about how they angered the Verillia. There are 3 of them and they sound dumb. Definitely ogres. We form a plan and I sneak in to flank them. In the darkness, I trip on something gross and one of the ogres grab my leg feeling around. I play it cool and they let go and continue digging in the filth. I get into position and begin to charge the Serpant Manus. The ground shakes as the rest of the crew rushes in with lights and weapons drawn. As soon as light enters the room I lunge forward and sink my power claws into the back of creature’s spine. The charged energy blade pulses and erupts from his chest like a flat shovel made of lightning, sending ionized gore across the room. The remains slump over to join the pile of rot, and with a croak, I leap into position for a second attack. Rhad creates an illusion that causes the remaining two to neel down in fear. Ephalia then runs up and executes one of them in cold blood. The last survivor runs away in terror but is halted by Sasha’s sleep spell and drops to his knees. We convince him that we work for the Verillia and attempt to interrogate him but he turns himself into stone. While everyone argues what to do next, I break his head off and prepare it for transport. He will regret this. We continue on and approach the danger ghost tunnel. With a deep breath we follow with Rhad in the lead. I feel pulsing in my guts as if there is a raging party going on. Rhad and Sasha get sick from it but we continue on. the pulsing finally starts to fade out and we begin to pass more mining equipment. Suddenly my vision starts to fade to black. no light can be seen and it feels like I am unconscious. I can’t tell if I am walking or not and I lose track of my sense of self and time. Suddenly I find myself and we are all wearing rags and carrying picks and shovels. I have my hand?! Sasha is carrying a lantern with a bag around her belt. I attempt to put on my magic ring even though I can not see it and it has no effect. All of our old equipment is gone…. so I guess we are miners now.

After resting up at the Drowsy Whore, we head to House Korlay to see about opening an account. Sai and Rhad are allowed through the gates but Sasha and I are denied entrance. As Sasha begins to try and “talk” her way inside, I turn and leave. Once out of sight I slip on my magic ring and make my way inside to test their security. Rhad and the others are eating fruits and talking with some kind of accounts manager. Looks like the most guarded area is upstairs. I make my way up past the guards only to set off some kind of dusty cage trap. I take off my ring and congratulate the guards for catching a state security inspector. I even flashed him a badge but they have no sense of humor. I dodge the butt of his spear as he attempts to respond. Luckily his superior opened the gate before I was forced to kill him. I guess this bank is better than most. I’d like to see more but perhaps another time. We open an account and eventually decide to head to StoneHell.
At the gates of Hell we are greeted by archers who appear to be Monitists. Luckily they quickly snuff our confusion and identify themselves as the most loyal of loyalists. They inform us that most of the main levels have been cleaned up and are patrolled. This is not quite the hell we are used to. We Exchange the passphrase “Get a Dick in yer eye!” and are “allowed” deeper into the less secure areas. As if they could stop us! I refrain from modifying the passphrase to be insulting. Efthalia Megalos insists on checking into her lizard dude buddies. These are the same dickbags from Torsh who previously enslaved all humans. The others may have forgotten but I have not. I bow up to one and he turns pale and shrinks down like a little lizard bitch. These guys are straight up punk ass bitches. Rhad suddenly remembers who these guys are and decides to kill them all but OF COARSE Efthalia does not approve. This is why we should not have come here. Once again. Rhad tries to put Efthalia to sleep but fails. After repeatedly claiming that “It was just a prank”, he gets banished to PaRtY ToWn with a snap. After a brief internal conflict, I decide to leave it be for now. A few minutes later Efthalia decides to bring him back. Rhad reappears , disgruntled, with his cloak over his head, smelling like vomit for some reason, and we all agree to just move on.
We make our way to the elevator and proceed downward. We head down the spiral staircase and head south past where the black dragon was. We continue south into a chamber with 4 pillars of intertwined snakes. Snake bones lay strewn about. We continue south and encounter a barricade. We push it aside and continue south yet again. This large dank room contains some kind of giant purple mushrooms. We sneak past them but Rhad can’t help but mage slap one of them, and it causes a loud screeching sound. We are now in an east-west passage and begin to hear horse hooves. We head west and come across a diagonal passage to the north-west which is collapsed. Some of the passageways smell like bird shit so we head towards that and away from the horse sounds. Sai and I scout ahead and discover some old mining equipment and 4 smelly birds roosting. Suddenly a fucking Minotaur barrels down the passageway with Rhad pierced on a horn and slams into the wall! Rhad disappears into a cloud of flatulence as Sai guides me out of the way. I hear the sound of Sai’s spear tear and tenderize flesh. The glow of flaming swords and showering sparks illuminate the passageway and I get a better look at the room. The birds are huddled into the corner protecting their nest. The minotaur brings its great axe down onto Sai as Rhad rematerializes from behind and launches a firebolt into the wall. I leap in for a strike but the minotaur’s great axe swings around to block. I spring off of his arm and with a backflip retreat back into the shadows. As the foe looks around for me, Sai slices his legs causing stagger. A second Minotaur in the passageway charges at Sasha but she grabs the horns and flips over him with grace. There are three minotaurs! Sasha waves about and one of the minotaurs begins glowing with party skulls. Efthalia cuts it down with a flaming sword as Rhad throws another firebolt into the wall. With a croak, I leap in and rapid strike the cow with a series of piercing jabs to the abdomen. The beast falls with a groan and I roll backwards to the remaining Minotard. I slash into his backstrap, ripping the meat out with the sizzle of my electric manus.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Upon further investigation of the tomb area, we discover that the mummy lord was not alone. Many tombs burst open at once, and a horde of 50 mummies lurch out at once. Rhad makes all the torches come to light as I use my booming voice to attempt to drive them away, but to no avail. I stomped on the mummy lords crown, crushing it into a worthless flat piece of scrap. This also had no effect other than being satisfying. Multiple mummies are pouring out from all 14 entrances. We are overwhelmed and stand back to back in a circle. Sasha does some kind of rave party magic that blows out the torches and drives half of the hoard into a shuffling retreat. Efthalia conjures some kind of shattering sword magic that lops off the arm of one mummy, and tears some cloth off of another. Rhad hurls a massive fireball into the rear cluster. The room lights up with a blaze as their corpses ignite. The mummies seem severely damaged but continue to lurch towards us. As the heat becomes bearable I leap out of our circle and strike one in the face with my Manus. Lightning scorches the rotting flesh as I slice into him but it hardly seems to phase him. He tried to mummy-hug me but I double backflipped out of the way, returning to our circle. He stares into my soul and I feel the full weight of my life’s failures. Sai dodges several mummy-hugs but then gets punched in the thigh, catching the rot. I see Rhad’s magical shield deflect a few punches, and I find myself wishing I had put on my ring. It was too late for that. I accept my fate as a rotted fist strikes down upon on my shoulder. The Judging faces of my entire family flash before my eyes and I become overwhelmed with fear. I feel stiff and I can tell that I have the curse as well. I look over and see Sasha gracefully maneuver around the awkward mummy hugs as if they were all just some creepy drunks in a crowded party. I wonder if she even knows what danger we are in. Efthalia cuts one down with a flaming sword and backs away. Bard Pedro has been hurling insults and mockery while playing twangy lute music that seems to distract and annoy the mummies. They really seem to hate it, but not enough to leave us alone. 21 mummies keep advancing and it looks grim.Sai thrusts his spear through one and it drops dead. He slices another and it falls to its knee, only to stand again. Sasha does a twirl and begins to summon the party god with a pulsing fist pump. An image of the Party God appears before us. With a wolfish grin, he lets the bass drop and several mummies drop to the ground and do the worm until they turn to dusty rags. The party god lets out a roaring laugh and vanishes into a glitter rainbow vortex. Efthalia summons a burning ring of fire that surrounds the group. Several mummies stagger into the flames and are incinerated. The remaining mummies remain at the fires edge and seem to be held off by the heat. Rhad launches a firebolt that pierces a hole into one of their bodies. I am laying outside of the flaming circle cursed and forsaken. It seems that no one can see me, but I can’t remember using my ring.. Everyone is just talking and healing each other and I am too weak and terrified to cry out to them. So alone. Rot setting in deeper. I wonder what will be done with my ashes when I turn to dust. Probably nothing at all. Suddenly, just as all hope left my body, I hear the Bettle berf as Mick’el Nizerlevitates above the hellish flames. From his magic carpet he stands majestically collar piercing the night, he hurls a massive firebolt! The mummy slumps in a molten heap! How can this be!? It is Rhad. I must be delirious and close to death. Has he seen me? Is my collar ok? Damn! Sasha hurls sacred flame and Sai fires an arrow but the last mummy groans unaffected. Everyone fires various attacks at once and the last mummy falls dead. The fire ring disperses and I am tossed onto the carpet for transport. We count 22 mummy corpses on our way out back into the funeral hall. Sasha begins to tend to my rotting curse as the others begin to discuss the remaining mummy hoard which should be returning soon. Efthalia does some stone shape magic that seals the doors and I am back on my feet. We can hear the muffled sounds of the remaining mummy hoard pounding at the entrance, but luckily, the stone held together. We make our way out of the basement and sneak out of the manor entirely. We arrive in town at 4am and head to The Drowsy Whore for a night of regeneration. We have drinks while Bard Pedro, Sai, and Rhad perform a very strange song for everyone that no one quite gets. I head up to bed and Life is good.

LOOT:

• 900 cp
• 12000 sp
• 4050 gp
• 170 pp
• 2 yellow topaz 500gp each
• Opal elaborate broach with dinosaur on it worth 750
• Grey cloak with black stitching that looks like spider webs
• 8 golden pearls worth 100 gp each
• Golden set of lizard figurines worth 250 gp
• Bloodstone ring set worth 250 gp
• Cloth of gold necklace, ruby pendant 250 gp
• Velvet tapestry with statue depicted on a pile of corpses
• Jade set of lizard figurines worth 250 gp

Head through the parlor and downstairs. Watch out for mummys. Bring fire. Through the largest door in the basement crypt, you will find tubes that will lower you into a trapped room with colored floor tiles. We don’t know the pattern so just bring the carpet and don’t touch the floor. The vault is behind the statue.
The vault contents were as follows:

900 Copper coins
12,000 Silver coins
4,050 Gold coins
170 Platinum coins

• 2 Yellow Topaz 500 gold each
• Opal elaborate broach 750 gold
• Grey Cloak with black stitching spider web pattern MAGIC
• 8 Golden Pearls 100 gold each
• Blood Stone knuckles 250 gold
• Cloth of gold necklace ruby pendant 250 gold
• Velvet tapestry of statue guy standing on pile of corpses (LESTER)
• Jade set of lizard figures 250 gold each
• Gold set of lizard figures 250 gold each

On the way out we checked some other rooms and found an empty grave in one and a Mummy Lord in the next. We destroyed him with fire and kept his crown.

After cleaning out the giants basement and puling all the nails out of the rafters, we headed back to Kopur to offload our massive pile of treasure. I decided to pay my old friend Druk a visit and have him do a little preventive maintenance on Serpent Manus.After closly inspecting the bindings and bushings, Druk seemed pleased at how well its held up and descided to test a “full power mode”. I thought it WAS at full power! Apparently Druk was worried about overheating the emitter due to its custom enclosure but rekoned that a few bursts here and there probably wouldn’t hurt it. He showed me how to BOOST the caps to full power and i could feel the resonator in my bones. I struck the target dead center and the bulls-eye burst into flames with electrical energy! What a deal! He warned me about the dangers of boost and i could definitely feel the heat. I told him we should try to develop a heat sink of some kind and he said he would see what he could come up with. I had previously salvaged a few heavy springs from the floor of some mechanical room in the depths of stonehell. As i suspected, Druk had an idea about how to use them to improve the trigger mechanism that engages my claw pistons. He also gave me some pointers on how to use the momentum of an attack to follow through in a second attack. I had of coarse heard of this tactic as cleaving but typically it is only practiced with great swords. The weight of Serpent Manus however allows for a modified lunging version of this practice. A surprise attack in this manner should prove to be absolutely lethal. We have incorporated my lockpicking tools in with the can opener. I am just going to refer to this area of the weapon as the “Multi-tool” from now on. Druk seems to like the name and i see that twinkle in his eye. It is much quieter and more convenient than having them clank about in a bag. I wonder if this configuration will catch on with other thieves. I bet Druk would make a fortune if he could sell a version of this where the price isn’t a hand. I only miss my hand occasionally. Then I turn to the nearest child, snap my claws a few times, and laugh at their stupid terrified faces. Gotta keep the legend alive you know.

List of valuables are as follows:

Linens with a hard thing inside. Small waterskin with leather straps wrapped all around it. Pungent smell in there.
Old sandals, flask of tin with stoppered top. Bass relief of a figure laying down with smaller figure on top.
Massive coil of well made rope. Vial of something.
A whole mess of waterskins (times 2)
Otter fur
Mantacore hide
Bear skin rug
Huge ass table with map on it.
8 shields, 1 magic dwarven shield
Trophies
Huge ass saphire found in a skull
Huge stag, troll, dragon, human head trophies
Ruby from elf earing
Sword looks like a torch
Giant whip

11 large gems
2 smaller gems
1 huge gem from a black leather sack
13000 copper
27300 silver
7140 electrum
Hollow antler with stopper in it full of liquid
27 copper ingots
11 ivory tusks
1 empty chest (mysterious)
980 small gems worth 1 gold each
23840 gold
iron box full of 4139 platinum
41 gems worth 100 gold each
13 gems worth 500 gold each
8 gems worth 1000 gold each
17 pieces of jewelry of modern human style
rolled up map, obsidian box with a black chain
Instructions: Loop chain into a figure 8. Thus shaped, it will transport up to 6 people. If the map is held, it will transport you to the location in the map.
Quiver of arrows (Probably magic)
One spear (Also probably magic)
2 long swords with flames etched into them (Obviously magic)

From the stealth carpet above, I witness one of the greatest victories of my time. My duty is to remain undetected, and protect the Censer of Controlling Air Elemental which was currently irritating the fuck out of a small heard of Gorgons. I can hear the stomps of the approaching party of giants. The wind begins to howl and our manipulated gorgons charge with rage at the front lines. Petrified gore spatters the battlefield as a massive grease fire engulfs their central command. Gorgon mist blasts the giants chieftain into a statue of eternal mania as he screams to the heavens. Giants and cohorts are forever slipping in the burning death grease. The late chieftan’s lady is among the last to fall and can be heard screaming among the sound of a cracking whip. As the remaining forces flee for their retched lives, I swoop down and pick up Rhad. We run them down and shout taunts at their quivering faces. One throws a tantrum boulder and we easily deflect it whilst taunting. The giant cloud babies then flee into the night, presumably to their mothers.

We are still counting the bodies. We plan to chip off the cheiftans big dumb stone head and fire it with our catapult into the nearest town or village as a message to others who dare threaten The Farm.

Hail Tyron Draxu.